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Minimize food budget by getting a job at a resturant or
supermarket.
(Bartending will minimize all your friends beer budget)
- Enjoy being a Sophomore -- It will be the best three years of your life.
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Always mention that you know the Vultures when you go the
Nudy Bar in Morgantown.
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Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water
stain remover.
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Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into lucrative
"home pharmaceuticals" business.
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If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change
your major.
- Make friends with Graphic Design majors, they make the best fake IDs
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College-level algebra: 5 returnable bottles = 1 delicious
Ramen Noodle dinner.
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"I Phelta Thi" is *not* a real fraternity, except at WVU.
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In Morgantown 2:00 AM is when the Amateurs leave, so don't
go unless the bouncer kicks you out.
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Remember - almost no one complains when you puke in a dumpster.
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Clever margin manipulation can turn a 4-page outline into
a 100-page senior essay.
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Football games were never meant to be observed by sober
people.
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Don't think of it as sleeping with your professor -- think
of it as "Acing Biology."
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In a pinch, beer can be used as a milk substitute in your
breakfast cereal.