Prior to her trip to West Virginia, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Mountain State. She wanted to taste some real Fried Green Tomatoes, go whitewater rafting down the Gauley River, and have sex with a redneck.
Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a place in Beckley called Tamarack with real fried green tomatoes cooked by a restaurant from a 5-star resort called the Greenbrier. The taste is unbelievable!!
I had so much fun when I went whitewater rafting. I got thrown out of the raft right into the rapids! What a rush! The scenery there is absolutely beautiful! It was incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a redneck??" "Are you kidding?" She told them, "Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry around in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"