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Worse Theme Beer Rankings
(As voted on by our distinguished members in 2002)
1)
Jacob Best (Old man Jacob won’t even claim it,
else it would be called Jacob’s Best)
2)
Burger Light (Made with choice cuts meat, probably from rotting road kill)
3)
Shlitz Lite Ice (First you get the Schiltz, then you get the Blatz (see #14))
4)
Genesee Summer Brew (Made a self-professed alcoholic puke on the third drink)
5)
Stoney’s Black and Tan (Fortified, with sediment.
Isn’t beer supposed to be lumpy?)
6)
Golden Anniversary (This stuff truly does taste like its fifty years old)
7)
Goebles (Even with the French pronunciation ‘Jo-bells,’ this
stuff still taste like ass)
8)
Hudy Delight (Brewed in the heart
of Cincinnati’s worst slum)
9)
National Bohemian (What Chesapeake Bay
fishermen do with their urine after a hard day’s work)
10) Milwaukee’s Best Light Ice (The Beast with a bad attitude)
New entries in no particular order (since 2002),
these will be considered for future lists.
11) Hoffenreffer Private Reserve (Rhymes with heifer raper, enough said!)
12) Steel Reserve (By-product of the Steel making process)
13) Wisconsin Amber (I guess it beats drinking paint thinner)
14) Blatz (The name says it all)
15) Schmidt's (Old panther piss)
16) Burger Beer (Made with real meat, seriously!)
Lets Go ‘EERS
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